I feel like such a dick-head. A douche-bag. Lower than a douche-bag. A freaking worm-whore. I feel like an amoeba that's stuck on the underbelly of a worm. For those of you who don't know why, please don't bother to understand.
Oh, my God, THANK YOU
for your wonderful deviation:
And thank you
for the divine intervention. All is right with the world.