I feel like such a dick-head. A douche-bag. Lower than a douche-bag. A freaking worm-whore. I feel like an amoeba that's stuck on the underbelly of a worm. For those of you who don't know why, please don't bother to understand.

Oh, my God, THANK YOU

for your wonderful deviation:
And thank you

for the divine intervention.
All is right with the world.